Thanksgiving JokesQ: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims!
Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert? A: Because he was already stuffed!
Q: What key has legs and can't open doors? A: A turkey!
Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? A: He had the drumsticks!
Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for? A: Their age!
Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving? A: They couldn't fit the moose in the oven!
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside!
Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? A: The dictionary!
Q: Where did the first corn come from? A: The stalk brought it!
Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? A: The turkey trot!
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